tacky or not tuesday: "words can't express" heels

I find it kind of interesting funny that this heel from the brand irregular choice (via modcloth) is called the "words can't express heel." there's a lot...going on here, and I'm not sure it works. it almost appears as if the shoe is going to take flight any minute...

on the other hand, the red scallop quilting is sweet, and the use of alllllll those different patterns – from polka dots to sequins to plaid to stripes – is creative. you have to say it's creative.

tacky or not? verdict: surprisingly, not! though they're certainly not the most versatile shoes in the world...

dear readers, what do you think?